While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north,
because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and has for some time), she shook her head
and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours
the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about
the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get
sunburned because the car was moving."
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seatbelt if she gets trapped in the car. She
keeps it in the trunk.
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought
2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman wearing a nose ring joined by a chain to her left ear ring. My
friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place last week and she asked the clerk which of two
sandwiches was better. The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive. My
girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are they both listed with the same
price on the menu?" To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think we add tax to the turkey."
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there
that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in
good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
(courtesy of Dunham915)